Poor Phraser

(per)verse and poetry.

LACKLIST

Of all the things I hate

the top thing on my list
 

is chocolate-scented orgasms

because they don’t exist


And in a similar vein

there’s no place in my heart
 

for cakes that make you thin

and beer that makes you smart

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