November 2011
9 posts
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Sex objection
You see all women as sex objects, she protested.
He, hoping to offer her catharsis
and set her mind at rest, said
‘No, just the ones with nice tits and arses’
Anonymous asked: Did you really make the zoo keeper video? It made me laugh!
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IF I FOLLOW YOU, THIS COULD BE ABOUT YOU
Reading your blog
gives me such a rush
You’re my Tumblr Crush
.
I don’t mean to shame you
witn my fanboy gush
But you’re my Tumblr Crush
.
Your words soothe me
like yoghurt on thrush
You’re my Tumblr Crush
.
Just your profile pic
makes my cheeks blush
You’re my Tumblr Crush
.
Your posts light up my life
like a flashlight on glitter
Should I also...
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Intercourse
May I tickle your brain?
May I flirt with your thoughts?
May I think you into bed?
May I turn on your mind?
Get cerebral on your ass?
May I give you damn good head?
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In the land of fools
I’d hate to be someone like you
Who lacks the facts, who has no clue
but is convinced they really do
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I hate the way you can’t argue
You poo-poo proof, reject all truth
that can’t fit in your small world view
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Your ignorance is bliss, it’s true
You feel no shame and can’t be blamed
when knowledge is unknown to you
.
Because your views are not thought...
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Old joke haiku
‘Call me a taxi’
he said, so I answered him
‘you are a taxi’
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INCONSTANT FEAR
When things are going well
she truly loves him forever
but when they argue, as they will,
she laments they are together
