You see all women as sex objects, she protested. He, hoping to offer her catharsis and set her mind at rest, said ‘No, just the ones with nice tits and arses’
Anonymous asked: Did you really make the zoo keeper video? It made me laugh!
IF I FOLLOW YOU, THIS COULD BE ABOUT YOU
Reading your blog gives me such a rush You’re my Tumblr Crush . I don’t mean to shame you witn my fanboy gush But you’re my Tumblr Crush . Your words soothe me like yoghurt on thrush You’re my Tumblr Crush . Just your profile pic makes my cheeks blush You’re my Tumblr Crush . Your posts light up my life like a flashlight on glitter Should I also...
May I tickle your brain? May I flirt with your thoughts? May I think you into bed? May I turn on your mind? Get cerebral on your ass? May I give you damn good head?
In the land of fools
I’d hate to be someone like you Who lacks the facts, who has no clue but is convinced they really do . I hate the way you can’t argue You poo-poo proof, reject all truth that can’t fit in your small world view . Your ignorance is bliss, it’s true You feel no shame and can’t be blamed when knowledge is unknown to you . Because your views are not thought...
Old joke haiku
‘Call me a taxi’ he said, so I answered him ‘you are a taxi’
When things are going well she truly loves him forever but when they argue, as they will, she laments they are together